When I was a student in Poland, high school or college, I had to work extra hard during the year, since I attended two schools simultaneously, regular high school with math-physics profile, and music high school in the afternoons. Most days, I left home at 7:30am and got back at 8pm or so, taking a tram from one school to another. I only had time for serious reading, assigned novels or textbooks, and for working on projects and studying for exams.
Fast forward to today. I do not have the time to ever use up my vacation days. At one point I did not accrue any vacation days for the whole year, fixed at 240 hours. I can take a day or two off here and there, but a whole week, month or two months? Never! There is so much to do and so many things I'm responsible for. Then, on weekends and in the evenings, I do my own volunteer work, presiding over two nonprofit organizations, publishing books, organizing poetry readings and other events... So the year is a blur of work, work, work... with some small intermissions of gardening, walks in the park, or day trips to the beach... Not much "light-weight" stuff is going on.
But these moments of taking the mind off the difficult challenges of life and the endless stream of daily responsibilities - I must, I must, I must... are so precious and delightful. Recently, I spent two afternoons with my 5.5 year old grandson, Adam. On the first day, he asked me where was the "long noses" book - which is Edward Lear 's set of funny limericks with grotesque drawings for illustrations. Since I did not have it with me, I explained what a limerick is and made-up an example, that I completed with Adam's help. He then proceeded to creating a series of limericks on his own. On another day, as we were walking back from the park, I was on the roll singing children's songs in Polish to the baby, 9 months old Aurelia. Then, I switched to my favorite American nonsense song: "There was an old lady..." Adam promptly added four more stanzas, and now the song is much longer. Enjoy!
My first sample limerick used the location from Edward Lear's book plus, of course, an absurd long-nose story:
There was an old man of Timbuktu
who did not know what to do
so he pulled on his nose
and made it a hose,
this old man of Timbuktu.
I explained to Adam that a limericks has five lines, two in pairs and an extra that wraps it up, the first two are a set-up and description of status quo, the next two - action and result, and the final line the conclusion, or morale of the story. Then Adam helped making up the following limerick, by adding the middle lines, starting from the kitten in the second line:
There was a little girl in the city
who really wanted a kitten.
When the kitten said "meow"
she did not know how
so she left the kitten in the city.
That was good, so Adam moved on to his own. You have to admit, the boy has imagination:
There was a little boy with a snake
that had a terrible tummy ache.
And he put it in a cage
so it did not eat his page.
That little boy with a snake.
Now Adam was on the roll and came up with this:
There was an old man in a plane
who ate all of his candy cane.
He made his nose too long
and was completely wrong.
This silly old man in a plane.
As you see we are still in the "long-nose" subject matter that seems to be pre-eminent in the limerick genre for Adam, taught that by absurd illustrations in Edward Lear book of nonsense rhyme. . .
So he moved on to another idea. We had a discussion about the middle lines in the next limerick, since I wanted them to be slightly less scatological, you know, the toilet humor that little boys revel in:
There was a young man who was smart,
so he always wanted to fart.
His farts were smelly
and he peed on his belly.
This young man who was smart.
I thought maybe we should say in the middle something less gross:
he ate too much jelly
so his farts were smelly
But Adam was adamant about the wording, and he'd have none of that. So there.
At this point in time, I started writing down the limericks Adam made up, so he took a crayon and wrote another one in shorthand (just some letters per word), with his own illustrations:
There was a young man called Candy Cane
that he saw a big hurricane
and he lost his sock
as he went for a walk
This young man in the hurricane.
The young man had just one sock on in the picture, of course. Not surprisingly, this limerick and the next one that Adam made up were variant of the "candy cane in the plane" limerick. Children like stretching their fun, by creating variants of a pleasant or amusing experience. This is one of the secrets of children's playing games. Adults seem to lose this talent.
There was an old man on the plane
who was the travelers' bane
for his ran out of his chair
and bumped the pilot everywhere
this silly old man on the plane.
Adam forgot to insert the second line, so I suggested adding the travelers' bane since it went well with attacking the pilot. Adam approved, so here it is.
Finally, since we had played a Totoro Mail Service earlier - with a plush Totoro delivering a FedEx envelope with a picture of a robot helper and a crocodile inside - the Totoro appeared in the limerick as well, also illustrated by Adam.
There was a Totoro and a boy
who wanted to find a good toy.
They jumped over the fence
and found a two-pence
this Totoro and the boy.
Since I love Totoros (benevolent, furry spirits of the forest that appear and disappear at will, see the animated film of that title), I like this particular limerick the most. It is a classic.
I wanted to take Adam's drawing for it home, but Adam folded the three limericks he wrote out and packed them in the crocodile chocolate box. These were his limericks after all. I was only allowed to take the robot. I like inserting these pictures, with dates, between various documents, for fun.
Let's fast forward to the singing day. Ever since my kids attended a folk performance at the La Crescenta public library where an old woman with a dulcimer (American folk harp or auto harp) sang it in a plaintive tone with lots of rubato and suspension of movement, I absolutely love the song "There was an old woman who swallowed a fly..." there is something so completely absurd and imaginative in this song, that I loved singing it to the kids even without the dulcimer. Here's the original version:
There was an old woman who swallowed a fly.
I don't know why she swallowed a fly - perhaps she'll die!
There was an old woman who swallowed a spider.
That wiggled and jiggled and giggled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the flyI don't know why she swallowed a fly - Perhaps she'll die!
There was an old woman who swallowed a bird.
How absurd to swallow a bird.
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wiggled and jiggled and giggled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly
I don't know why she swallowed a fly - Perhaps she'll die!
There was an old woman who swallowed a cat
Just fancy that, to swallow a cat!
She swallowed the cat to catch the birdShe swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wiggled and jiggled and giggled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly
I don't know why she swallowed a fly - Perhaps she'll die!
There was an old woman that swallowed a dog
Oh, what a hog, to swallow a dog!
She swallowed the dog to catch the catShe swallowed the cat to catch the birdShe swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wiggled and jiggled and giggled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly
I don't know why she swallowed a fly - Perhaps she'll die!
There was an old woman who swallowed a goat
She opened her throat to swallow a goat.
She swallowed the goat to catch the dogShe swallowed the dog to catch the catShe swallowed the cat to catch the birdShe swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wiggled and jiggled and giggled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly
I don't know why she swallowed a fly - Perhaps she'll die!
There was an old woman who swallowed a cow
I don't know how she swallowed a cow.
She swallowed the cow to catch the goatShe swallowed the goat to catch the dog
She swallowed the dog to catch the catShe swallowed the cat to catch the bird
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wiggled and jiggled and giggled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly
I don't know why she swallowed a fly - Perhaps she'll die!
There was an old woman who swallowed a horse...
She died - of course!
I found this song online, but the word "woman" was replaced by "lady" in most versions. Everyone knows that ladies do not swallow cats, cows and goats, so it should have been "woman" not "lady" - but that's an issue for another discussion, of replacement language on the Internet. BTW, do you know that the word "lamb" in the famous image of "lion with a lamb" of eternal peace in the Bible was replaced by "kid"? As in kid-goat? As if goats were not symbols of evil, "scapegoats" carrying the sins of the Israelite community into the desert. So there should be a "lamb" not a "kid" in the Bible... and a "woman" not a "lady" in the song. But who made the change? And why? Let's leave this topic to another day.
There was an old woman who swallowed a whale.She grew a tail for she swallowed the whale.
She swallowed the whale to catch the horseShe swallowed the horse to catch the cowShe swallowed the cow to catch the goatShe swallowed the goat to catch the dogShe swallowed the dog to catch the catShe swallowed the cat to catch the birdShe swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wiggled and jiggled and giggled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly
I don't know why she swallowed a fly - Perhaps she'll die!
There was an old woman who swallowed a horseOn the obstacle course, she swallowed the horse.
She swallowed the horse to catch the cowShe swallowed the cow to catch the goatShe swallowed the goat to catch the dogShe swallowed the dog to catch the catShe swallowed the cat to catch the bird
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wiggled and jiggled and giggled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly
I don't know why she swallowed a fly - Perhaps she'll die!
There was an old woman who swallowed a monster.She missed her concert, for she swallowed the monster.
She swallowed the monster to catch the whale
She swallowed the whale to catch the horseShe swallowed the horse to catch the cowShe swallowed the cow to catch the goatShe swallowed the goat to catch the dogShe swallowed the dog to catch the catShe swallowed the cat to catch the bird
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wiggled and jiggled and giggled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly
I don't know why she swallowed a fly - Perhaps she'll die!
There was an old woman who swallowed the Earth.She choke to death on the giant Earth,and the whale and the monster, and cow, dog, goat, cat and the horse...She died, or course!
I remember the joy of the silliness and belly laughs
ReplyDeleteAnd the freedom thatcomes when with children. With them pretense leaves. You have such a fine man to play with. Do it lots. He is so blessed to have such a grandma.
From GGma. (great grand Ma)